DO YOU WANT TO FEEL MY ERECTION

I got an iPhone 4 a little while ago, and I'm still kind of figuring out how to use it. It will randomly make a beep or vibrate or something while I'm using it and I have NO idea what the beep is about! I don't have any facebook notifications or text messages or anything and I can't figure out what the damn beep means! And I HAVE to know. It is bugging me. AND NOW IT SAYS I HAVE A TEXT MESSAGE AND I DON'T AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE IT GO AWAY. But I was also just informed that the previously mentioned beep was facebook chat!

Also, when I got my new iPhone, I was supposed to have unlimited texting like I did with my old phone. When the bill came this month it was like $400 on JUST texting. After a mild panic attack, my dad texted me and told me he had worked it all out! It turns out that the guy who changed our plan had given my dad his regular 125 texts per month, and had given me ZERO. Who gives a teenage girl zero text messages per month? But, turns out they were having computer problems when they did it and stuff got all screwed up, but its all better now so I'm happy :D

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Super epic combined party last niiiight. SSB + hot tub + amazing rapping times with the besty (Y). Was also given a large piece of cake to take home, which will now become my "breakfast".

But, my iPod how now disappeared :( I really hope it finds it's way home, I already miss it! :(

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Going to see Pirates toniiight, if the Sea Cucumber finds his car keys :P

Sea Lion can't come though :( so it'll just be me and the Sea Otter and the Sea Cucumberrr

The Sea Otter and I will just be sitting there staring at Mr. Depp :)

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AND THE LAMES WENT HIGHER, AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS

Sea Cucumber went to a concert, and decided to text the Sea Otter some song lyrics.

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I have had a very retarded meal pattern lately. I go like an entire day eating a frappuccino from starbucks, an apple, and then maybe some dinner...and thats it. And this isn't just a sit around and do nothing day...its a full 8 hour work day! This confuses me so, because its not even like I'm hungry or anything? Then I eat food and feel like I'm just eating to eat, not because I was hungry...sounds like I'm starving myself or something, but I just don't feel like I need food! So thats why I'll occasionally eat an apple or some carrots or something, just to get some nutrition so I don't die! The Sea Lion also keeps telling me I need to eat, so I don't die :P but sometimes there's just nothing appetizing to eat in the kitchen! Then I can't think of something I want so I just don't eat! Seriously...bodies are confusing :P

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Work!

Work has been going pretty well. I've been the only technician this week and managed to stay alive! The Dr. I work for has been rather impressed with me, because I'm new so I shouldn't be able to keep up or something :P but I'm happy cause he gave me a raise! :) And it also makes me happy cause he's told me that he's impressed with my refractions! (gibberish to most people, but to people who have glasses its that annoying "which is better: one or two" thing :P)

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Friend of mine had a party bus for her birthday on friday the 13th! It was pretty epic :D meeting new peoples is always fun! Another party of epic proportions is going down this weekend too! Combined party of two friends, shall be great! Hot tub + good friends + food + awesomeness :D

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Oh yeah, should probably update the blog world now...I are now dating a Sea Lion! :)

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Also, having a much needed hang out with the Sea Cucumber on tuesday :) haven't had some one-on-one time with him in a while! McDonald's and possibly some Red Dwarf :D

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I'M GOING TO JIGGLE YOU DRY

Went shopping with the Besty today (a.k.a. Sea Otter) and got the Sea Cucumber's birthday present cause its his biiiirthday today :)

Also, I'm very happy that the Sea Otter is just like me :D we can both rap to pretty much any Eminem song even though we're like the whitest girls you'll ever meet ;) We're way more gangster than all the boys :P She also likes Starbucks as much as I do :D so we're pretty much meant to be besties :P and she's dating my best friend! So it's kind of mandatory! :)

We both have super awesome, semi-matching outfits for the party bus on friday, so we're pretty stoked! :)

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GAS PRICES OMG GO DIE IN A HOLE.

Gas prices keep going up and it sucks :( makes it more difficult to just go for a drive :P now if you wanna just talk with people but don't want to go walk around or sit in a Starbucks or something, you have to sit in a parking lot and talk instead of driving, cause it costs too much moneyyyy D:

I'm so glad I have a Costco membership, cause I get a few cents off per litre if I fill up at Costco :D so when everyone else is paying like $1.40/litre I'm paying $1.35/litre :P I mean its still not a good price, but its better than paying what other people are paying!

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Canuuuucks!

Yay, we can actually play! We made it past the first round this time! :D We better freaking go all the way and win the freaking cup. It's our year to win, tradition says so! Every Canadian city that has hosted the Olympics has one the President's Trophy and the Stanley Cup the next year, so we HAVE to win or we screw everything up!

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I think thats it for todaaay, I'm going to be all bored tomorrow cause Sea Cucumber is off at a System concert...so I'll have to entertain myself with the Sea Otter and Sea Lion :P

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I HAVE A KEEN SENSE OF SMELL WHEN IT COMES TO PEANUT BUTTER, AND ONLY PEANUT BUTTER

First off, I'm going to continue with the titles forged from Sea Cucumber quotes. They are rather entertaining.

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Went to the movies with the boys (and a Sea Otter, who most definitely isn't a boy ;P) yesterdaaay. We went and saw "Thor", it was good, not great. But, I wasn't really expecting much, since I'm not really one to know much about super heroes! Then we went and hung out in the parking lot outside the theatre like a bunch of cool sea creatures. When we finally decide to leave, I take whoever I'm driving home and get in the car. Right as we do this a cop car pulls up, kind of freaky since it just parks right behind us as we're driving away...I hate cop cars, they freak me out. I know I'm doing nothing illegal, but they still freak me out. Like they're watching you...waiting. Just so they can flip on the sirens and be all like "YOU DIDN'T COME TO A COMPLETE AND TOTAL STOP AT THAT STOP SIGN.", not my favourite activity to be followed by cop cars. But, as we were leaving I see 2 more cops cars turn into the parking lot...so I assume they were all meeting for coffee at the Tim Horton's :) so it's all good.

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Party bus on fridaaay :) totally stoked. Sea Otter is gonna be looking all hot and stuff, so I'll have to try to keep up! We're forcing the Sea Cucumber to come with us to the party bus, then to sleepover at a Sea Lion's house! Sea Cucumber is sick, but if he can go to the System concert on thursday, he can come to party on friday! :D

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Had a bajillion uncooperative patients at work todaaay. People, as a courtesy to us people who need to ask you what your problem is...please speak english or bring a translatooorrrrrr! I had several people today who did not speak a word of english. When you have no referral letter from the family doctor and when you ask the patient what the problem is they say "My eyes.", it makes it rather difficult to figure out the problem! Of course your eyes are the problem, you're at the eye doctor's office. I mean you don't come to the ophthalmologist because you broke your toe :P

I'm also the only tech at work this week, the other tech is away D: I've been living off caffeine and apples lately (Y), probably not the healthiest diet, but its keeping me going! :)

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THEY ARE BOTH SO GOOD. WHAT DO I SUCK ON FIRST?

Once again, I will state, Sea Cucumbers are a very strange species.

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Topic of discussion today: Kitties! :)

I have a kitty, she's been with me for 14 years! :) Her name is Whisker's and she's probably the most special thing in my life! Sometimes she can be a ve

ry grumpy old lady, but eventually she'll always come crawl into my bed and sleep beside me. It's nice when you come home at 2:00am and your kitty is sitting on the couch waiting for you to go to bed. When I come home at that hour everyone else is already in bed, so I'll go check my facebook quickly, brush my teeth and go to bed, and by the time I actually make it to my bedroom, my kitty will have moved from the living room and is already sitting on my pillow waiting for me :)

It's nice to have a constant companion, I actually don't really remember life without her, cause I've had my kitty since I was 5 years old! So, we've pretty much grown up together :) <3

Kitties tend to gravitate towards warm objects. Like, stereos and computers! My kitty has a favourite place to sit, and it happens to be on top of the stereo in our living room. She sits there and usually faces the wall and looks like she's shunning the world or something. She also tend to follow my daddy around...he doesn't even really like any of the pets we own, but that just means they all want to sit with him. So, if my kitty isn't sitting on my laptop or the stereo, she's sitting on my daddy or my bed.

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Oh yeah! And I just got a brand new iPhone 4! :D It makes me happy, the games are helping to take away my boredomness! And, its nice to be able to actually see webpages and not have it take an hour to load like my old phone, and the facebook app is very nice (Y).

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Spent probably a good 2.5 hours sitting with a Sea Lion watching his little brother play video games last night/this morning. You know you're cool when you build a pig with a monocle and a top hat in minecraft, and drag a gnome throughout an entire level in half life! 'Twas good fun :)

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Oh yeah! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAAAY :D <3

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HOW WILL THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY EXPLAIN THE DISCOVERY OF "DUPER"?

Super yummy starbucks drinks are super duper yummy. Starbucks frappuccino happy hour makes me happy. Between 3pm and 5pm starbucks frappuccinos are half price until May 15th! :D Thought you all should know so you too can enjoy super awesome yum like the caramel coconut white chocolate mocha frappuccino (Y).

Anywaaay,

going to see Fast Five toniiight! :D Pretty stoked cause the Fast and Furious movies are pretty freaking awesome. The topic of Fast Five brings about the subject of Vin Diesel vs. The Rock...now obviously Vin Diesel is waaay better, but certain Sea Cucumbers of the FaceBook community seem to think otherwise, and are obviously wrong. Sea Otter and I are on Team Diesel and are quite looking forward to this movie! :D

Tonight shall include the eating of Cold Stone Creamery ice cream and the wearing of sunglasses at night.

Thank you.

That is all.

I KEEP NOT SMELLING IT AND MY BODY WANTS TO SMELL IT

^^^ This is what happens when you change the colour of your font on msn...

Anywaaay, today's topic of choice (chosen by one Sea Lion) iiiiiissss: "Cheesy Pick Up Lines!"

Woot?

You tend to hear the strangest pick-

up lines when your patients at work happen to be 80 year old men. For example: "You should open a kissing booth. You would make more money than the doctor." and, "I wish I were a soccer coach, because if I were, I would play you as centre forward" <-- not even sure how that one counts as a pick up line, but that is what it want intended to be...

I haven't been out in the "real world" long enough to hear very many cheesy pick up lines, but the internet is certainly full of them!

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"

"Stand still so I can pick you up!"

"Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns."

"Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea."

"Your name must be Mickey because your so fine."

"You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning"."

"Do you have a band-aid? 'Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you."

aaaaand, the Sea Lion's favourite:

"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

;)

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On another note,

totally stoked for the next couple weekends! Party bus + combined birthday + lots of other random hang outs/party type things :)

I hope the weather turns out good for the combined birthday, hot tubs party + camping in the backyard! It's going to be totally epic and it needs to come fasterrr. Just sayin'.

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Things That Go Bump In The Night

So...when you sit in a very dark basement, next to a very dark forest...and watch scary movies...you get scared. Just sayin'.

I hate scary movies. With a passion. Yet we all decided to sit in a dark basement and watch them. Why? Because, we have mental problems apparently. The only one who isn't deathly afraid of scary movies is one Sea Cucumber. The rest of us strongly dislike them. However, it was one Sea Cucumber...who screamed like a little girl when one Sea Lion's little brother jumped out from the stair case. And then screamed again when Sea Lion's other little brother banged on the window behind one Sea Cucumber. Did the rest of us scream? Nope. With the exception of the Sea Cucumber's girlfriend (who apparently is not a sea creature :O), who let out a bit of a squeal. However, the Sea Lion and I did not make a sound. Who is afraid of scary things now eh?

Paranormal Activity 2 is way more scary than Paranormal Activity. More things go boom, more stuff happens, and scares you shitless a lot more than the first one. And the second one explains the first one, which makes it creepier.

And when things go boom in your house, or things scratch on the walls or something the night after watching these movies it scares the crap out of you.

Insidious is another creepy/scary movie. Creepy red demon thingy stays in your mind foreverrr. Along with the "Byyy the windooowwww, throoouuughh the windoowwww" song. FML. I HATE THAT SONG. IT NEEDS TO DIE.

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On another note! I become a productive member of society today! I voted :D

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